Assets and Faults

May the bitterness never linger

31 Aug

*bangs fists rhythmically on the table* we want dick! we want dick!

(Source: contraception)

31 Aug donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

31 Aug
Give yourself permission to immediately walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. Just trust what you feel.

(via psych-facts)

31 Aug

"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.” — Sophia Loren

(Source: missavagardner)

31 Aug

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

31 Aug

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

31 Aug

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

31 Aug

thatswhatmaryjanesaid:

When you feel you have lost everything, you still have
  • books
  • unexpected kindness in strangers
  • the rest of the world to travel
  • languages to learn
  • animals to take care of
  • volunteer work to do
  • the power of a good night’s rest
  • the changing of seasons
  • infinite things to learn
  • billions of people to meet and possibly love
  • billions of people who might love you back

Needed this today

(Source: dearscience)

31 Aug

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

31 Aug

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever